"The Book of Rules" was established to outline acceptable practices and procedures in various social situations. Many everyday actions, while not illegal or immoral, are generally considered improper, and are outlined within this handbook. This manual establishes and reinforces life rules required to be a productive member of society. From guidelines on burping to protocol at the urinal to 'the 60-second sofa seat reservation', readers will laugh out loud as they acknowledge that many unwritten rules are written here - in great detail, and with strict guidelines. This is the book many of us have wanted to write, every time we say, 'If only everyone would...'. In addition, the book contains 'discrepancy forms' which can be used to cite a citizen who has committed an infraction of the rules.