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"The Book of Rules" was established to outline acceptable practices and procedures in various social situations. Many everyday actions, while not illegal or immoral, are generally considered improper, and are outlined within this handbook. This manual establishes and reinforces life rules required to be a productive member of society. From guidelines on burping to protocol at the urinal to 'the 60-second sofa seat reservation', readers will laugh out loud as they acknowledge that many unwritten rules are written here - in great detail, and with strict guidelines. This is the book many of us have wanted to write, every time we say, 'If only everyone would...'. In addition, the book contains 'discrepancy forms' which can be used to cite a citizen who has committed an infraction of the rules.

The perfect wedding gift! Become A Productive Member of American Society! The Book of Rules is a parody life manual that covers it all from the rules about driving and shopping to the best way to act around your co-workers and friends. And it is all done with humor. Which way should the toilet paper be dispensed from the roll? Who goes first at an intersection in a grocery store? What is the proper placement of ketchup on a plate? When is it appropriate to dress your pet in clothes that match your own? If you've ever wondered about the answers to these vital questions, this is the book for you. Consult The Book of Rules to identify acceptable practices and procedures for any social situation you may encounter in your everyday life. With this book, you will learn:     * how and when to tell someone they have bad breath     * regulations on singing aloud with the car radio     * what excessive hair twirling indicates     * when power naps should be taken at work     * how to terminate a too-long text message conversation     * how to deter people who want to 'taste' your food     * when it is appropriate to look in a friend's medicine cabinet, and much, much more. Many everyday actions-while not illegal or immoral-are generally considered improper. With this book, you will never again be considered an uncivilized, clueless boor. The BOR Regulatory Board Mr. Joshua Belter Mr. Jonathan Belter Mr. Andrew Mason Ms. Anne Jesek Joshua Belter is an air traffic controller and the harmony vocalist for the rock group Fast Time Constant. He was inspired to write The Book of Rules after a toilet paper incident with his mother.